Today many households will observe Sivaratri by praying all night to Lord Siva. At Haridwar near the Ganges the Maha Kumbh will be observed with many devotees taking the holy dip including mendicants and the Naga Sadhus. It is also called the Shahi Snan.
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http://corpgypsy.blogspot.com/2010/02/temple-trail-sivarathri.html
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Friday, February 12, 2010
Wild but Witty Wisecracks. Adults Only
Some wise cracks...may be old, but still fresh!
* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
* Chess players mate better.
* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
* Impotence is Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're getting it wrong.
* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
* The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
* Prostitution is a hole sale business.
* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
* I'm not attracted by a girl's mind .... But by what she doesn't mind.
* Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people.
* Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Forwarded by AKP vide email. Author unknown.
* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
* Chess players mate better.
* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
* Impotence is Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're getting it wrong.
* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
* The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
* Prostitution is a hole sale business.
* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
* I'm not attracted by a girl's mind .... But by what she doesn't mind.
* Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people.
* Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Forwarded by AKP vide email. Author unknown.
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Har Ghar Kuch Kehta He - Love in the times of house hunting :A Mumbai story
Love in the times of house hunting( Har ghar kuch kehta he!)
I guess anyone and everyone who had to fend for himself and not depend on his parents wealth, would have passed through these times; staying in a metro as a paying guest, putting up with idiosyncratic landlords and inane rules, dealing with rogues who appear as real estate agents and who seem to thrive on sucking your lifeblood every eleven months, wishing that you had a place to call your own where you would be the king, living life exactly the way you want, without bother. I went through these pangs during the early part of my career but thanks to Gangadharan Menon, my creative partner, and my parents egging,I finally dared to buy a piece of the Mumbai sky in the late 90's. An investment that was timely, and has proved to be wise.
My immediate motive at that time, was that any girl I brought home as my wife, should not have to stay as a tenant and should have free reign of her home and kitchen. An archaic thought possibly. However, the house happened, but the home never got started :) To para phrase Neil French, when I was young and homeless, they wanted an address, when I got one, they wanted somebody younger, so there I am, king of my four walls and all by myself! But not very unhappy about it, I must confess!!! You see, it brought home a truth, that true happiness comes from within, and it does not depend on the four walls of concrete around you!!
The songs below tell the tale of a fictional story that captures the Mumbai spirit well. Enjoy.
The hunt begins...
Weaving dreams and keeping the wolf away....
Reality bites ...
I guess anyone and everyone who had to fend for himself and not depend on his parents wealth, would have passed through these times; staying in a metro as a paying guest, putting up with idiosyncratic landlords and inane rules, dealing with rogues who appear as real estate agents and who seem to thrive on sucking your lifeblood every eleven months, wishing that you had a place to call your own where you would be the king, living life exactly the way you want, without bother. I went through these pangs during the early part of my career but thanks to Gangadharan Menon, my creative partner, and my parents egging,I finally dared to buy a piece of the Mumbai sky in the late 90's. An investment that was timely, and has proved to be wise.
My immediate motive at that time, was that any girl I brought home as my wife, should not have to stay as a tenant and should have free reign of her home and kitchen. An archaic thought possibly. However, the house happened, but the home never got started :) To para phrase Neil French, when I was young and homeless, they wanted an address, when I got one, they wanted somebody younger, so there I am, king of my four walls and all by myself! But not very unhappy about it, I must confess!!! You see, it brought home a truth, that true happiness comes from within, and it does not depend on the four walls of concrete around you!!
The songs below tell the tale of a fictional story that captures the Mumbai spirit well. Enjoy.
The hunt begins...
Weaving dreams and keeping the wolf away....
Reality bites ...
Monday, February 8, 2010
EDUCATIONAL SECTOR IN INDIA - REFORMS REQUIRED
This appeared in a blog and in WIKIPEDIA it should be investigated by Government authorities in public interest. This blogger is merely flagging this issue for discussion and is not taking any sides. Any rebuttal by IIPM will also be carried in the best principles of balanced journalism.
http://www.careers360.com/news/3067-IIPM-Best-only-in-claims
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Institute_of_Planning_and_Management_advertising_and_blogging_controversy
http://www.careers360.com/news/3067-IIPM-Best-only-in-claims
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Institute_of_Planning_and_Management_advertising_and_blogging_controversy
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Dr YLR Moorthi of IIM Bangalore, on defining the business you are in.
Have Breakfast… or…Be Breakfast!"
Who sells the largest number of cameras in India ?
Your guess is likely to be Sony, Canon or Nikon. Answer is none of the above. The winner is Nokia whose main line of business in India is not cameras but cell phones
Reason being cameras bundled with cell phones are outselling stand alone cameras. Now, what prevents the cell phone from replacing the camera outright? Nothing at all. One can only hope the Sony’s and Canons are taking note.
Try this. Who is the biggest in music business in India ? You think it is HMV Sa-Re-Ga-Ma? Sorry. The answer is Airtel. By selling caller tunes (that play for 30 seconds) Airtel makes more than what music companies make by selling music albums (that run for hours).
Incidentally Airtel is not in music business. It is the mobile service provider with the largest subscriber base in India . That sort of competitor is difficult to detect, even more difficult to beat (by the time you have identified him he has already gone past you). But if you imagine that Nokia and Bharti (Airtel's parent) are breathing easy you can't be farther from truth.
Nokia confessed that they all but missed the smart phone bus. They admit that Apple's I phone and Google's Android can make life difficult in future. But you never thought Google was a mobile company, did you? If these illustrations mean anything, there is a bigger game unfolding. It is not so much about mobile or music or camera or emails?
The "Mahabharata" (the great Indian epic battle) is about "what is tomorrow's personal digital device"? Will it be a souped up mobile or a palmtop with a telephone? All these are little wars that add up to that big battle. Hiding behind all these wars is a gem of a question – "who is my competitor?"
Once in a while, to intrigue my students I toss a question at them. It says "What Apple did to Sony, Sony did to Kodak, explain?" The smart ones get the answer almost immediately. Sony defined its market as audio (music from the walkman). They never expected an IT company like Apple to encroach into their audio domain. Come to think of it, is it really surprising? Apple as a computer maker has both audio and video capabilities. So what made Sony think he won't compete on pure audio? "Elementary Watson". So also Kodak defined its business as film cameras, Sony defines its businesses as "digital."
In digital camera the two markets perfectly meshed. Kodak was torn between going digital and sacrificing money on camera film or staying with films and getting left behind in digital technology. Left undecided it lost in both. It had to. It did not ask the question "who is my competitor for tomorrow?" The same was true for IBM whose mainframe revenue prevented it from seeing the PC. The same was true of Bill Gates who declared "internet is a fad!" and then turned around to bundle the browser with windows to bury Netscape. The point is not who is today's competitor. Today's competitor is obvious. Tomorrow's is not.
In 2008, who was the toughest competitor to British Airways in India ? Singapore airlines? Better still, Indian airlines? Maybe, but there are better answers. There are competitors that can hurt all these airlines and others not mentioned. The answer is videoconferencing and tele presence services of HP and Cisco. Travel dropped due to recession. Senior IT executives in India and abroad were compelled by their head quarters to use videoconferencing to shrink travel budget. So much so, that the mad scramble for American visas from Indian techies was nowhere in sight in 2008. ( India has a quota of something like 65,000 visas to the U.S. They were going a-begging. Blame it on recession!). So far so good. But to think that the airlines will be back in business post recession is something I would not bet on. In short term yes. In long term a resounding no. Remember, if there is one place where Newton 's law of gravity is applicable besides physics it is in electronic hardware. Between 1977 and 1991 the prices of the now dead VCR (parent of Blue-Ray disc player) crashed to one-third of its original level in India . PC's price dropped from hundreds of thousands of rupees to tens of thousands. If this trend repeats then tele presence prices will also crash. Imagine the fate of airlines then. As it is not many are making money. Then it will surely be RIP!
India has two passions. Films and cricket. The two markets were distinctly different. So were the icons. The cricket gods were Sachin and Sehwag. The filmy gods were the Khans (Aamir Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and the other Khans who followed suit). That was, when cricket was fundamentally test cricket or at best 50 over cricket. Then came IPL and the two markets collapsed into one. IPL brought cricket down to 20 overs. Suddenly an IPL match was reduced to the length of a 3 hour movie. Cricket became film's competitor. On the eve of IPL matches movie halls ran empty. Desperate multiplex owners requisitioned the rights for screening IPL matches at movie halls to hang on to the audience. If IPL were to become the mainstay of cricket, as it is likely to be, films have to sequence their releases so as not clash with IPL matches. As far as the audience is concerned both are what in India are called 3 hour "tamasha" (entertainment). Cricket season might push films out of the market.
Look at the products that v anish ed from India in the last 20 years. When did you last see a black and white movie? When did you last use a fountain pen? When did you last type on a typewriter? The answer for all the above is "I don't remember!" For some time there was a mild substitute for the typewriter called electronic typewriter that had limited memory. Then came the computer and mowed them all. Today most technologically challenged guys like me use the computer as an upgraded typewriter. Typewriters per se are nowhere to be seen.
One last illustration. 20 years back what were Indians using to wake them up in the morning? The answer is "alarm clock." The alarm clock was a monster made of mechanical springs. It had to be physically keyed every day to keep it running. It made so much noise by way of alarm, that it woke you up and the rest of the colony. Then came quartz clocks which were sleeker. They were much more gentle though still quaintly called "alarms." What do we use today for waking up in the morning? Cell phone! An entire industry of clocks disappeared without warning thanks to cell phones. Big watch companies like Titan were the losers. You never know in which bush your competitor is hiding!
On a lighter vein, who are the competitors for authors? Joke spewing machines? (Steve Wozniak, the co-founder of Apple, himself a Pole, tagged a Polish joke telling machine to a telephone much to the mirth of Silicon Valley ). Or will the competition be story telling robots? Future is scary! The boss of an IT company once said something interesting about the animal called competition. He said "Have breakfast …or…. be breakfast"! That sums it up rather neatly.
—Dr. Y. L. R. Moorthi is a professor at the IIM, Bangalore .
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