Wild but Witty Wisecracks. Adults Only

Some wise cracks...may be old, but still fresh!


* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.

* Chess players mate better.

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.

* Impotence is Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're getting it wrong.

* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.

* The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.

* Prostitution is a hole sale business.

* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

* What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

* I'm not attracted by a girl's mind .... But by what she doesn't mind.

* Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people.

* Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.


Forwarded by AKP vide email. Author unknown.