Read this link... not for the faint hearted...
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/05/hunter-s-thompsons-1.html
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Call Centres in India: Very Important Person calling.
VIP is a famous brand of suitcases. The call centre person is calling from Delhi and trying to sell a credit card meant for VIP's (Very Important People). The recipient is a Malayali (from Kerala). Hilarious!
Thursday, September 10, 2009
DEFT DEFINITIONS
A forward from ArunKP
DEFT DEFINITIONS:
Bore:
A person with nothing to say and says it
Flashlight:
A case in which to hold dead batteries
Ignorance:
When you don't know something and someone finds out
Secret:
Something you tell one person at a time
Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed
College:
Rest house for the restless
Meal time:
When youngsters sit down to continue eating
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill
Patience:
The ability to put up with people you would like to put down
Politician:
A man who sacrifices your life for his country
Perseverance:
A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success
Sweater:
A garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly
Happiness:
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another
Genealogy:
An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to
trace his own
Logic:
The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the
limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding
Abstainer:
A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure
Absurdity:
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion
Admiration:
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
Egotist:
A person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me
Beauty:
The power by which a woman charms a lover an terrifies a husband
Consult:
To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon
DEFT DEFINITIONS:
Bore:
A person with nothing to say and says it
Flashlight:
A case in which to hold dead batteries
Ignorance:
When you don't know something and someone finds out
Secret:
Something you tell one person at a time
Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed
College:
Rest house for the restless
Meal time:
When youngsters sit down to continue eating
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill
Patience:
The ability to put up with people you would like to put down
Politician:
A man who sacrifices your life for his country
Perseverance:
A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success
Sweater:
A garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly
Happiness:
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another
Genealogy:
An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to
trace his own
Logic:
The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the
limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding
Abstainer:
A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure
Absurdity:
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion
Admiration:
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
Egotist:
A person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me
Beauty:
The power by which a woman charms a lover an terrifies a husband
Consult:
To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon
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